I'm actually quite pleasant until I'm awake.

I'm actually quite pleasant until I'm awake.
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The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny
~humorous quotes about Work quotes by Robert Paul

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
~funny sayings about teen by Ken Dodd

Anything that is designed to do more than one thing can't do any of them well.
~Hilarious funny teen sayings

A classic is a book that is much praised yet rarely read.
~humorous quotes about Funny Wisdom by Funny Guy

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
~funny sayings about teen by Funny Guy

Jerry's dead, Phish sucks, get a job.
~humorous sayings about teen by

If my car were a horse, I'd have to shoot it.
~funny quotes about Cute Quotes by

Save on gas, go fart in a jar.
~humorous sayings about teen by

Give them an inch and they ll take a mile.
~funny quotes about Cool Cute Quotes by me

You can't be late until you show up.
~humorous sayings about teen by

She’s Always Late. Her Ancestors Arrived On The June Flower
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Don't Be Sexist - Bitches Hate That
~humorous sayings about teen by

If at first you don t succeed try harder.
~funny quotes about Cool Cute Quotes by me

Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
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I talk to strangers
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