funny friendship quotes

I Used To Have A Handle On Life, But It Broke.
~funny quote about Cute Quotes

Publication is a self-invasion of privacy
~sweet quote on sex

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
~hilarious sex quote by Wiseman

I'm very responsible, when ever something goes wrong they always say i'm responsible.
~cool quote about Thinking

It's a scientific fact. For every year a person lives in Hollywood, they lose two points of their IQ
~funny saying on sex

Aren't you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Cuz you look Grrrreat!
~cute sex sayings about Pickup Lines

A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.~Robert Frost
~funny quote about Funny