funny friendship quotes

Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.~Brian Aldiss
~cool quote about Social Commentary

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles
~funny saying on goodbye

Love is a fire. Whether it will warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
~cute goodbye sayings about Love

Don't come knocking if the car is rocking.
~funny quote about Cool Quotes

Once a month the sky falls on my head, I come to, and I see another movie I want to make
~sweet quote on goodbye

Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and recorded every day like those of a baseball player.
~hilarious goodbye quote by Worker

If we outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns.
~cool quote about Cute Quotes

I love to give homemade gifts... which one of my kids do you want?
~funny saying on goodbye

May you live as long as you want~and never want as long as you live.
~cute goodbye sayings about Feel Good

Front bumper -Run, Hilary, Run!
~funny quote about Cute Quotes

Happiness isn't getting what you want, it's wanting what you got.~Garth Brooks
~sweet quote on goodbye

Live life to the fullest... think of all the people on the Titanic who passed up chocolate dessert.
~hilarious goodbye quote by Cool Girl

What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
~cool quote about Question

Sometimes we turn to God when our foundations are shaking, only to find out it is God who is shaking them.
~funny saying on goodbye