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Julian Dicks has been everywhere ... it's like West Ham have got eleven Dicks out there
~humorous quotes about Football quotes by Anonymous

My understanding of women goes only as far as the pleasures
~funny sayings about anchorman by Michael Caine

Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired
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As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it
~humorous quotes about Money quotes by Sam Ewing

Live in danger. Build your cities on the slopes of Vesuvius
~funny sayings about anchorman by Friedrich Nietzsche

Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed. And how he told someone was intellectual or not was whether they wore glasses. If they're that clever, take them off when they see him coming
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Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it
~humorous quotes about Love quotes by Les Dawson

It's a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can't eat for eight hours; he can't drink for eight hours; he can't make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work
~funny sayings about anchorman by William Faulkner

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself
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Wasn't it good to see Eric Cantona back in action? Let's hope that this time he remembers that kicking people in the teeth is the Tory government's job
~humorous quotes about Football quotes by Tony Blair

Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his
~funny sayings about anchorman by Ronald Reagan

The princess is in.
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Be the kind of person you always wanted your parents to be.
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Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
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