All generalisations are dangerous, even this one.

All generalisations are dangerous, even this one.
~sweet quote on 50th birthday

As you read the scroll, it vanishes
~hilarious 50th birthday quote by Cute Girl

A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defence.
~cool quote about Thinking

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
~funny saying on 50th birthday

Because of the California Power Crisis, the light at the end of the tunnel has been extinguished.
~cute 50th birthday sayings about One liner

DEATH to all fanatics.
~funny quote about Thinking

(insert student's name) chewing gum and a cow chewing cud, the only difference is the intelligent expression on the cow's face.~Mrs. Reed, my high school English teacher
~sweet quote on 50th birthday

Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
~hilarious 50th birthday quote by Cool Pickup

If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut
~cool quote about Success quotes

Knowing without doing is like plowing without sowing.
~funny saying on 50th birthday

Some people have a way with words, while others... erm... thingy.
~cute 50th birthday sayings about One liner

First you consume chocolate, then chocolate consumes you.
~funny quote about Funny Dieting Quotes

They pretend to tell us the truth, and we pretend to believe them.~Duncan Long, about the mainstream press.
~sweet quote on 50th birthday

Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew
~hilarious 50th birthday quote by Harry Carpenter