Ask a lot, but take what is offered.

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship; and it is by far the best ending for one.
~Author : Oscar Wilde Sayings
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A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.
~Author : John C Maxwell Quotes

Ask a lot, but take what is offered.
~Author : Assyrian Proverb Sayings

I would rather think of life as a good book. The further you get into it, the more it begins to come together and make sense.
~Author : Rabbi Harold Kushner Quotes

Those that are good manners at the court are as ridiculous in the country, as the behavior of the country is most mockable at the court.
~Author : William Shakespeare Sayings

Take this kiss upon the brow And, in parting from you now,Thus much let me avow--You are not wrong who deemThat my days have been a dreamYet if hope has flown awayIn a night, or in a day,In a vision, or in none,Is it therefore the less goneAll that we see or seemIs but a dream within a dream.
~Author : Edgar Allan Poe Quotes

The key to the mystery of a great artist is that for reasons unknown, he will give away his energies and his life just to make sure that one note follows another . . . and leaves us with the feeling that something is right in the world.
~Author : Leonard Bernstein Sayings

Our minds are lazier than our bodies.

Our minds are lazier than our bodies.
~Author : La Rochefoucauld Sayings

Honesty is the recognition of the fact that the unreal is unreal and can have no value, that neither love nor fame nor cash is a value if obtained by fraud.
~Author : Ayn Rand Atlas Shrugged Quotes

I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power.
~Author : Robert Frost Sayings

He was then in his fifty-fourth year, when even in the case of poets reason and passion begin to discuss a peace treaty and usually conclude it not very long afterwards.
~Author : G C Lichtenberg Quotes

One of the few good things about modern times If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~Author : Kurt Vonnegut Sayings

When written in Chinese, the word 'crisis' is composed of two characters - one represents danger, and the other represents opportunity.
~Author : Saul David Alinsky Quotes

I think contraception is disgusting - people using each other for pleasure.
~Author : Joseph Schiedler Director ProLife Action League Sayings

Civilization degrades the many to exalt the few.

I think we agree, the past is over.
~Author : George W Bush On his meeting with John McCain Dallas Morning News May 10 2000 Sayings

Civilization degrades the many to exalt the few.
~Author : Amos Bronson Alcott Quotes

The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend.
~Author : Henry David Thoreau Sayings

Let us make hay while the sun shines.
~Author : Miguel de Cervantes Quotes

To the Nahuas, words were flowers, metaphors that gave birth to thoughts and actions.
~Author : Jose Antonio Burciaga Sayings

The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.
~Author : Harriet Beecher Stowe Quotes

Man can believe the impossible, but man can never believe the improbable.
~Author : Oscar Wilde Sayings

Sometimes the best gain is to lose.

Sometimes the best gain is to lose.
~Author : George Herbert Sayings

I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is.
~Author : Alan B Watts Quotes

It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena; whose face is marred by the dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions and spends himself in a worthy course; who at the best, knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who, at worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly; so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory or defeat.
~Author : Theodore Roosevelt Paris Sorbonne 1910 Sayings

Freedom hath a thousand charms to show,
That slaves however contented never know.
~Author : Cowper Quotes

The supreme quality for leadership is unquestionably integrity. Without it, no real success is possible, no matter whether it is on a section gang, a football field, in an army, or in an office.
~Author : Dwight D Eisenhower Sayings

I, thus neglecting worldly ends, all dedicated
To closeness and the bettering of my mind.
~Author : William Shakespeare The Tempest Act 1 scene 2 Quotes

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Only the weak are cruel. Gentleness can only be expected from the strong.~Leo Buscaglia


If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'u' and 'i' closer together.
~cute short quote

Now I want you to reach in there, and give me back my wallet. Which one is it? It's the one that says 'Bad Mother Fucker' on it.~Pulp Fiction


When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?~George Carlin


A Mouse Is An Elephant Built By The Japanese
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?


Champagne for my true friends and true pain for my sham friends!
The bad guys don't always wear black hats, the good guys rarely win, and the cavalry never, ever shows up just in the nick of time!


Does beauty run in your family?
~cute short quote

Never buy a car you can't push.


Seduce my mind and you can have my body, find my soul and I'm yours forever.


There ought to be a better way to start the day than by getting up in the morning.
~sweet saying by Worker
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It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship
~Funny Joker : Proverb

A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out
~Funny Joker : Anonymous

There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money
~Funny Joker : Benjamin Franklin

Win hearts, and you have hands and purses
~Funny Joker : Lord Burleigh

Friendship is Love without his wings
~Funny Joker : Lord Byron

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog
~Funny Joker : Harry S. Truman

Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don't walk behind me, I may not lead; Walk beside me, and just be my friend
~Funny Joker : Albert Camus

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success
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Example isn't another way to teach, it is the only way to teach

Example isn't another way to teach, it is the only way to teach
~humorous quotes about Wisdom quotes by Albert Einstein

Never lick a gift horse in the mouth
~funny sayings about seinfeld by Cute Girl

Our comedies are not to be laughed at
~Hilarious funny seinfeld quotes

The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better -- it is just turning around as usual
~humorous quotes about Life quotes by Finley Peter Dunne

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity
~funny sayings about seinfeld by George S. Patton

Alan Brazil: "Do you know, I’ve been doing that all morning. John, if you’re listening, sorry mate."
~Hilarious funny seinfeld quotes

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter
~humorous quotes about Age quotes by Jack Benny

The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willey
~funny sayings about seinfeld by Brian Johnston

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
~funny sayings about christmas by Funny Guy

Big news on CNN, a search has uncovered illegal biochemical agents, toxins and other dangerous substances. Not in Iraq, in Rush Limbaugh's medicine cabinet
~Hilarious funny christmas quote

I was born in Alabama. I was raised in Georgia. I'm so Southern I'm related to myself. I have a 12-year-old daughter. She takes after my daddy. She ought to. She's his
~humorous quotes about Joke quotes by Brett Butler

They keep saying the right person will come along...I think a truck hit mine!
~funny sayings about christmas by Funny Guy

A good novel tells us the truth about it's hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author
~Hilarious funny christmas quote

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive
~humorous quotes about Children quotes by Roseanne Barr

Sorry I'm late, I'll leave early to make up for it.
~funny sayings about christmas by Funny Guy

If a word is mispelled in the dictionary, is it mispelled?
~Hilarious funny christmas quote

You don't know a women till you've met her in court
~humorous quotes about Women quotes by Norman Mailer
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars
~funny sayings about christmas by Steve Martin

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The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
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You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
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I haven't found Mr Right, but I have found Mr Cheap, Mr Sleazy and Mr Wrong.
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Whoever said there is no such thing as a stupid question has never worked in customer service.
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Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use
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I love men, even though they're lying, cheating scumbags
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If you're against logging, try wiping your ass with plastic.
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Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never triedvMae West
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Any married man should forget his

Any married man should forget his
mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
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Thanks for being a contestant.
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Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can. All of them make me laugh.~W.H. Auden
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When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom
will
each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them
will
have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change
back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

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You can pick your nose and pick your friends, but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.
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I swerve for cats.
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EXIT
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