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The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
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You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
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I haven't found Mr Right, but I have found Mr Cheap, Mr Sleazy and Mr Wrong.
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Whoever said there is no such thing as a stupid question has never worked in customer service.
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Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use
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I love men, even though they're lying, cheating scumbags
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If you're against logging, try wiping your ass with plastic.
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Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never triedvMae West
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Any married man should forget his

Any married man should forget his
mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
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Thanks for being a contestant.
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Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can. All of them make me laugh.~W.H. Auden
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When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom
will
each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them
will
have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change
back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

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You can pick your nose and pick your friends, but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.
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I swerve for cats.
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EXIT
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Winston, you are drunk.~Lady Astor

Winston, you are drunk.~Lady Astor
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Hope dies last!
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FOLLOW THAT CAR, GODZILLIA -- AND STEP ON IT !!
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There ought to be a better way to start the day than by getting up in the morning.
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Courage is your greatest present need
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Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl/guy with the beautiful smile.
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I don't suffer from insanity
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I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started
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Honesty is the best policy.
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Help Stamp Out And Eradicate Superfluous Redundancy
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WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
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Spotted on the back of a T-shirt worn by LAPD Bomb Squad: If you see me running, try to keep up.
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Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!
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Woman, I hate to see you go, but I LOVE watching you leave....
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My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil
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There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.
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Could you do me a favor and tell your boyfriend he's a lucky man?
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Take me drunk I' m home.
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Boys Lie!
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Dewey,Skrewem, & Howe (attorneys at law)
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Don t count your chickens before they are hatched.
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I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
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Excuse me miss, I don't mean to stare, but um I think you're really Beautiful
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My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
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