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To be clever enough to get all the money, one must be stupid enough to want it
~humorous quotes about Money quotes by G. K. Chesterton

And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class
~funny sayings about kid by David Coleman

If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
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if i were 2 ask u 2 have sex with me would your answer be the same as the answer 2 this question....................?
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what is sticky and browny.....? a stick....

~funny sayings about kid by anniyan

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?
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Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.
~humorous quotes about Relative Jokes by Jeff Marder

There are only a few pretty children in the world and every mother has them.--AML
~funny sayings about kid by Funny Guy

ALL WHITE MEN ARE GAY!!!
~Hilarious funny kid quotes

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
~humorous quotes about Funny Questions by Funny Guy

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap ... but by the seeds you plant
~funny sayings about kid by Robert Louis Stevenson

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish
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what can a large pizza do that a black man can't?

feed a family of four.
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A word to the wise is unnecessary. - La Rouchefoucauld
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For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
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Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
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Rehab is for quitters.
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Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print
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Only in America can a Vietnam Vet live in a cardboard box on the street and a draft dodger live in the White House.
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Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
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frienship sayings, quotes and quotations

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Our political institutions work remarkably wellThey are designed to clang against each otherThe noise is democracy at work
~Michael Novak's ~frienship saying

I have a degree in liberal arts. Do you want fries with that?
~good sayings about College by Author unknown, as seen on a T-shirt

You don't have to hold a position in order to be a leader.
~frienship quotes by Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book

In baseball you hit your home run over the right-field fence, the left-field fence, the center-field fence. Nobody cares. In golf everything has got to be right over second base.
~motivation quotes about Golf sayings by Ken Harrelson

If we could all hear one another's prayers, God might be relieved of some of his burdens.
~frienship sayings by Ashleigh Brilliant

In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn't danced on TV.
~Erma Bombeck's ~frienship saying

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
~good sayings about Housework by Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints, 1966

No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
~frienship quotes by George Bernard Shaw

We are never prepared for what we expect.
~motivation quotes about Hawww sayings by James A. Michener, Caravans

[Christ] does not give [men] light but from moment to moment; the instant He withdraws, all is darkness.... God does not give them a stock of holiness.
~frienship sayings by Johnn Wesley

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see
~Mark Twain's ~frienship saying

What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one dietsI mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?
~good sayings about Thanksgiving Day by Erma Bombeck, "No One Diets on Thanksgiving," 26 November 1981

Keep your words soft and tender because tomorrow you may have to eat them
~frienship quotes by Author Unknown

When we cannot bear to be alone, it means we do not properly value the only companion we will have from birth to death - ourselves.
~motivation quotes about Solitude sayings by Eda LeShan

Why don't you slip out of those wet clothes and into a dry Martini?
~frienship sayings by Robert Benchley

Night's black Mantle covers all alike.
~Guillaume de Salluste Du Bartas's ~frienship saying

If there is anything that we wish to change in the child, we should first examine it and see whether it is not something that could better be changed in ourselves.
~good sayings about Parenting by C.G. Jung, Integration of the Personality, 1939

Adolescence: A stage between infancy and adultery.
~frienship quotes by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911

The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the next six thousand years, to even things up. The trouble is that men, over the years, have developed an inflated notion of the importance of everything they do, so that before long they would turn housework into just as much of a charade as business is now. They would hire secretaries and buy computers and fly off to housework conferences in Bermuda, but they'd never clean anything.
~motivation quotes about Housework sayings by Dave Barry

Creativity represents a miraculous coming together of the uninhibited energy of the child with its apparent opposite and enemy, the sense of order imposed on the disciplined adult intelligence.
~frienship sayings by Norman Podhoretz

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Be consistent (but not all the time)
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The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused.
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Why is it you must wait until night to call it a day?
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Should I break it to your friend that she's going home alone?
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New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.~David Letterman
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When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly realized that I was talking to myself.
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relationship sayings and relationship quotes

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Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
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Whatever words we utter should be chosen with care for people will hear them and be influenced by them for good or ill.
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Modesty is the surest bait when fishing for praise.
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Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.
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Trouble is part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person who loves you enough chance to love you enough.
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Remember, we all stumble, every one of us. That's why it's a comfort to go hand in hand.
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When the body sinks into death, the essence of man is revealed. Man is a knot, a web, a mesh into which relationships are tied. Only those relationships matter. The body is an old crock that nobody will miss. I have never known a man to think of himself when dying. Never
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How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.
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When you row another person across the river, you get there yourself.
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Men are just as sensitive, and in some ways more sensitive, than women are.
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For me there is no greater subject than history. How a man can study it and not be forced to become a philosopher, I cannot tell.
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What humbugs we are, who pretend to live for Beauty, and never see the Dawn!
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Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny
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While I recognize the necessity for a basis of observed reality... true art lies in a reality that is felt.
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Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
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Music is what feelings sound like.
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Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace.
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If by any possibility the existence of a power superior to, and independent of, nature shall be demonstrated, there will then be time enough to kneel. Until then, let us stand erect.
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If you didn’t learn to save money before you finished high school, a vital part of your education was wasted.
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If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me.
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Experience is a dear teacher, and only fools will learn from no other
~funny sayings about corny by Benjamin Franklin

My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too
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Remember there is no I in team... (But there is an M and an E)
~humorous quotes about Egoists by Funny Guy

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
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The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two
~humorous quotes about Age quotes by Sir Norman Wisdom

I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark
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A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it
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A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book
~humorous quotes about Books quotes by Ernest Hemingway

When humor goes, there goes civilization
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I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away
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They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer
~humorous quotes about Computer quotes by Milton Berle

Le sens commun n'est pas si commun (Common sense is not so common)--Voltaire [Francois-Marie Arouet
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Humpty-Dumpty was pushed!
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Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we may diet.
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Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge others only gargle.
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What part of http://www.getalife.com do you not understand?
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It is not the difference between people that is the problem it is the indifference.
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He who buys what he does not need steals from himself.
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If you're not part of the solution, be part of the problem!
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In the end, everything is a gag
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My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil
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If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
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A woman worries about the future until she gets a
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wife.
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The children of Israel wanted bread, And the Lord sent them manna, Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife, And the Devil sent him Anna
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Long periods of drought are always followed by rain.
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WHY DO WEMEN LOVE BLACK MEN?
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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.--Charlie McCarthy
~humorous quotes about Funny Laziness by Funny Guy

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
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I can't be fired for my lack of wanting to work, slaves are sold.
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else
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I'm not as dumb as you look.
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I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend On Me
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funny friendship quotes I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'
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Hollywood's a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss, and fifty cents for your soul. I know, because I turned down the first offer often enough and held out for the fifty cents
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Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
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The Romans didn't find algebra very challenging, because X was always 10.
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If nobodys perfect I must be nobody.
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If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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Once you've put one of his books down, you simply can't pick it up again
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Women supposedly study more than men. That means if knowledge is power, and power corrupts then no wonder men are
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HOUSTON...WE DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM!!!
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Whoever said money can´t buy happiness doesn´t know where to shop.
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God must love stupid people; He made so many.
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For the female of the species is more deadly than the male
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What the world really needs is more love and less paper work
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Relish today. Catchup tomorrow.
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Too many cooks spoil the broth.
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This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
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The Second Place Is The First Loser
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Your Child May Be An Honor Student, But You�re Still An Asshole
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In the beginning, there was nothing. And God said, 'Let there be Light.' And there was still nothing, but you could see a bit better.
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