I'm actually quite pleasant until I'm awake.

I'm actually quite pleasant until I'm awake.
~Hilarious funny teen sayings

The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny
~humorous quotes about Work quotes by Robert Paul

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
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Anything that is designed to do more than one thing can't do any of them well.
~Hilarious funny teen sayings

A classic is a book that is much praised yet rarely read.
~humorous quotes about Funny Wisdom by Funny Guy

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
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Jerry's dead, Phish sucks, get a job.
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If my car were a horse, I'd have to shoot it.
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Save on gas, go fart in a jar.
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Give them an inch and they ll take a mile.
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You can't be late until you show up.
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She’s Always Late. Her Ancestors Arrived On The June Flower
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Don't Be Sexist - Bitches Hate That
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If at first you don t succeed try harder.
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Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
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I talk to strangers
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All generalisations are dangerous, even this one.

All generalisations are dangerous, even this one.
~sweet quote on 50th birthday

As you read the scroll, it vanishes
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A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defence.
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Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
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Because of the California Power Crisis, the light at the end of the tunnel has been extinguished.
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DEATH to all fanatics.
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(insert student's name) chewing gum and a cow chewing cud, the only difference is the intelligent expression on the cow's face.~Mrs. Reed, my high school English teacher
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Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
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If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut
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Knowing without doing is like plowing without sowing.
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Some people have a way with words, while others... erm... thingy.
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First you consume chocolate, then chocolate consumes you.
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They pretend to tell us the truth, and we pretend to believe them.~Duncan Long, about the mainstream press.
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Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew
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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy
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Outside of the killings, [Washington] has one of the lowest crime rates in the country~Mayer Marion Barry, Washington DC
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It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up
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Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
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This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
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If all else fails read the manual.
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. A second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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Sure, when...~OINK FLAP OINK FLAP~Well I'll be darned!
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I'm your huckleberry.~Val Kilmer, Tombstone
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A comfortable falsehood will always win out over an uncomfortable truth.
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[M]ovie-making is the process of turning money into light. All they have at the end of the day is images flickering on a wall.
**inspirational quote on Cinema by John Boorman, Money into Light, 1985

Nobody can do everything, but everyone can do something.
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If you hate your lot but wouldn't trade it, it's not your lot you hate.
**wise sayings on Wise Words by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

Winners never quit and quitters never win
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In spite of his practical ability, some of his experience had petrified into maxims and quotations.
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One of the things we know is, It's not how stand by your car, its how you race your car
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To find and fill his right place is success for everyone.
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Calamity, nA more than commonly plain and unmistakable reminder that the affairs of this life are not of our own ordering
**good quotes about Adversity by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

If a composer could say what he had to say in words he would not bother trying to say it in music.
**wise sayings on Music by Gustav Mahler

It's a lot like nuts and bolts - if the rider's nuts, the horse bolts!
**motivational quotations on Horses by Nicholas Evans

Be enthusiastic. Remember the placebo effect - 30% of medicine is showbiz.
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I know every book of mine by its smell, and I have but to put my nose between the pages to be reminded of all sorts of things.
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If you don't start out the day with a smile, it's not too late to start practicing for tomorrow.
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Faith is reason grown courageous.
**good quotes about Faith by Sherwood Eddy

Did you know America ranks the lowest in education but the highest in drug use? It's nice to be number one, but we can fix that. All we need to do is start the war on education. If it's anywhere near as successful as our war on drugs, in no time we'll all be hooked on phonics.
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I Used To Have A Handle On Life, But It Broke.
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Publication is a self-invasion of privacy
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I'm very responsible, when ever something goes wrong they always say i'm responsible.
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It's a scientific fact. For every year a person lives in Hollywood, they lose two points of their IQ
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A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.~Robert Frost
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Everytime I think I've hit the bottom, someone lends me a shovel.
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We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
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It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one
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Life is just one damned thing after another
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action
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Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one
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All that glitters has a high refractive index
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we had gay burgelars last night. They came into our house and re-aranged the furniture
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Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never triedvMae West
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It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week
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Once a month the sky falls on my head, I come to, and I see another movie I want to make
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Some refer to it as a cultural Chernobyl. I think of it as a cultural Stalingrad
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The Americans sowed the seed, and now they have reaped the whirlwind
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I've upped my standards, now up yours!
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Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
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You are driving to close I can see your bald spot.
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