short cute quotes

Only the weak are cruel. Gentleness can only be expected from the strong.~Leo Buscaglia


If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'u' and 'i' closer together.
~cute short quote

Now I want you to reach in there, and give me back my wallet. Which one is it? It's the one that says 'Bad Mother Fucker' on it.~Pulp Fiction


When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?~George Carlin


A Mouse Is An Elephant Built By The Japanese
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?


Champagne for my true friends and true pain for my sham friends!
The bad guys don't always wear black hats, the good guys rarely win, and the cavalry never, ever shows up just in the nick of time!


Does beauty run in your family?
~cute short quote

Never buy a car you can't push.


Seduce my mind and you can have my body, find my soul and I'm yours forever.


There ought to be a better way to start the day than by getting up in the morning.
~sweet saying by Worker
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A little bit of powder, a little bit of paint, makes a girl's complexion seem what it ain't