funny nonsense sayings and quotations

funny nonsense sayings and quotations

All generalizations are false, even this one.
~funny Nonsense sayings about Nonsense Sayings

As long as I can remember, I've had amnesia.
~cute quote about Nonsense Sayings

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.
~sweet quote on Nonsense

That place is so crowded, nobody goes there anymore.--Yogi Bera
~hilarious Nonsense quote by Funny Guy

As I said before, I never repeat myself.
~cool quote about Nonsense Sayings

Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
~funny saying on Nonsense

I can resist everything except temptation.
~funny Nonsense sayings about Nonsense Sayings

Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
~cute quote about Nonsense Sayings

Constant change is here to stay.
~sweet quote on Nonsense

I have decided to be indecisive.
~hilarious Nonsense quote by Funny Guy

You non conformists are all the same.
~cool quote about Nonsense Sayings

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
~funny saying on Nonsense

I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure...
~funny Nonsense sayings about Nonsense Sayings

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
~cute quote about Nonsense Sayings

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.--Albert Einstein
~sweet quote on Nonsense

I know it sounds like I'm in denial, but I'm not.
~hilarious Nonsense quote by Funny Guy

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
~cool quote about Nonsense Jokes

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