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Life is just one damned thing after another
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action
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Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one
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All that glitters has a high refractive index
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we had gay burgelars last night. They came into our house and re-aranged the furniture
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Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never triedvMae West
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It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week
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Once a month the sky falls on my head, I come to, and I see another movie I want to make
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Some refer to it as a cultural Chernobyl. I think of it as a cultural Stalingrad
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The Americans sowed the seed, and now they have reaped the whirlwind
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I've upped my standards, now up yours!
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Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
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If you write "WASH ME" on my truck, I'll carve "RECESSITATE ME" on your chest!!!
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who needs this crap.
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Just say no to sex with pro-lifers.
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I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
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Do they ever shut up on your planet.
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You are driving to close I can see your bald spot.
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