funny friendship quotes

Ask a lot, but take what is offered.

2008-09-09T07:36:00.000-07:00

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship; and it is by far the best ending for one.
~Author : Oscar Wilde Sayings
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A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.
~Author : John C Maxwell Quotes

Ask a lot, but take what is offered.
~Author : Assyrian Proverb Sayings

I would rather think of life as a good book. The further you get into it, the more it begins to come together and make sense.
~Author : Rabbi Harold Kushner Quotes

Those that are good manners at the court are as ridiculous in the country, as the behavior of the country is most mockable at the court.
~Author : William Shakespeare Sayings

Take this kiss upon the brow And, in parting from you now,Thus much let me avow--You are not wrong who deemThat my days have been a dreamYet if hope has flown awayIn a night, or in a day,In a vision, or in none,Is it therefore the less goneAll that we see or seemIs but a dream within a dream.
~Author : Edgar Allan Poe Quotes

The key to the mystery of a great artist is that for reasons unknown, he will give away his energies and his life just to make sure that one note follows another . . . and leaves us with the feeling that something is right in the world.
~Author : Leonard Bernstein Sayings

Our minds are lazier than our bodies.

2008-09-09T07:35:00.002-07:00

Our minds are lazier than our bodies.
~Author : La Rochefoucauld Sayings

Honesty is the recognition of the fact that the unreal is unreal and can have no value, that neither love nor fame nor cash is a value if obtained by fraud.
~Author : Ayn Rand Atlas Shrugged Quotes

I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power.
~Author : Robert Frost Sayings

He was then in his fifty-fourth year, when even in the case of poets reason and passion begin to discuss a peace treaty and usually conclude it not very long afterwards.
~Author : G C Lichtenberg Quotes

One of the few good things about modern times If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~Author : Kurt Vonnegut Sayings

When written in Chinese, the word 'crisis' is composed of two characters - one represents danger, and the other represents opportunity.
~Author : Saul David Alinsky Quotes

I think contraception is disgusting - people using each other for pleasure.
~Author : Joseph Schiedler Director ProLife Action League Sayings

Civilization degrades the many to exalt the few.

2008-09-09T07:35:00.001-07:00

I think we agree, the past is over.
~Author : George W Bush On his meeting with John McCain Dallas Morning News May 10 2000 Sayings

Civilization degrades the many to exalt the few.
~Author : Amos Bronson Alcott Quotes

The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend.
~Author : Henry David Thoreau Sayings

Let us make hay while the sun shines.
~Author : Miguel de Cervantes Quotes

To the Nahuas, words were flowers, metaphors that gave birth to thoughts and actions.
~Author : Jose Antonio Burciaga Sayings

The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.
~Author : Harriet Beecher Stowe Quotes

Man can believe the impossible, but man can never believe the improbable.
~Author : Oscar Wilde Sayings

Sometimes the best gain is to lose.

2008-09-09T07:34:00.000-07:00

Sometimes the best gain is to lose.
~Author : George Herbert Sayings

I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is.
~Author : Alan B Watts Quotes

It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena; whose face is marred by the dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions and spends himself in a worthy course; who at the best, knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who, at worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly; so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory or defeat.
~Author : Theodore Roosevelt Paris Sorbonne 1910 Sayings

Freedom hath a thousand charms to show,
That slaves however contented never know.
~Author : Cowper Quotes

The supreme quality for leadership is unquestionably integrity. Without it, no real success is possible, no matter whether it is on a section gang, a football field, in an army, or in an office.
~Author : Dwight D Eisenhower Sayings

I, thus neglecting worldly ends, all dedicated
To closeness and the bettering of my mind.
~Author : William Shakespeare The Tempest Act 1 scene 2 Quotes

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2007-07-04T06:50:00.000-07:00

Only the weak are cruel. Gentleness can only be expected from the strong.~Leo Buscaglia

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'u' and 'i' closer together.
~cute short quote

Now I want you to reach in there, and give me back my wallet. Which one is it? It's the one that says 'Bad Mother Fucker' on it.~Pulp Fiction

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?~George Carlin

A Mouse Is An Elephant Built By The Japanese
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Champagne for my true friends and true pain for my sham friends!
The bad guys don't always wear black hats, the good guys rarely win, and the cavalry never, ever shows up just in the nick of time!

Does beauty run in your family?
~cute short quote

Never buy a car you can't push.

Seduce my mind and you can have my body, find my soul and I'm yours forever.

There ought to be a better way to start the day than by getting up in the morning.
~sweet saying by Worker
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friendship - Funny Quotes & Sayings

2006-12-06T22:55:00.000-08:00

It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship
~Funny Joker : Proverb

A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out
~Funny Joker : Anonymous

There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money
~Funny Joker : Benjamin Franklin

Win hearts, and you have hands and purses
~Funny Joker : Lord Burleigh

Friendship is Love without his wings
~Funny Joker : Lord Byron

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog
~Funny Joker : Harry S. Truman

Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don't walk behind me, I may not lead; Walk beside me, and just be my friend
~Funny Joker : Albert Camus

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success
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Example isn't another way to teach, it is the only way to teach

2006-11-20T04:43:00.000-08:00

Example isn't another way to teach, it is the only way to teach
~humorous quotes about Wisdom quotes by Albert Einstein

Never lick a gift horse in the mouth
~funny sayings about seinfeld by Cute Girl

Our comedies are not to be laughed at
~Hilarious funny seinfeld quotes

The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better -- it is just turning around as usual
~humorous quotes about Life quotes by Finley Peter Dunne

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity
~funny sayings about seinfeld by George S. Patton

Alan Brazil: "Do you know, I’ve been doing that all morning. John, if you’re listening, sorry mate."
~Hilarious funny seinfeld quotes

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter
~humorous quotes about Age quotes by Jack Benny

The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willey
~funny sayings about seinfeld by Brian Johnston

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

2006-11-04T08:40:00.000-08:00

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
~funny sayings about christmas by Funny Guy

Big news on CNN, a search has uncovered illegal biochemical agents, toxins and other dangerous substances. Not in Iraq, in Rush Limbaugh's medicine cabinet
~Hilarious funny christmas quote

I was born in Alabama. I was raised in Georgia. I'm so Southern I'm related to myself. I have a 12-year-old daughter. She takes after my daddy. She ought to. She's his
~humorous quotes about Joke quotes by Brett Butler

They keep saying the right person will come along...I think a truck hit mine!
~funny sayings about christmas by Funny Guy

A good novel tells us the truth about it's hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author
~Hilarious funny christmas quote

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive
~humorous quotes about Children quotes by Roseanne Barr

Sorry I'm late, I'll leave early to make up for it.
~funny sayings about christmas by Funny Guy

If a word is mispelled in the dictionary, is it mispelled?
~Hilarious funny christmas quote

You don't know a women till you've met her in court
~humorous quotes about Women quotes by Norman Mailer
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars
~funny sayings about christmas by Steve Martin

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2006-10-28T23:59:00.000-07:00

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
cool quote about Proverbs

You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
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I haven't found Mr Right, but I have found Mr Cheap, Mr Sleazy and Mr Wrong.
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Whoever said there is no such thing as a stupid question has never worked in customer service.
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Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use
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I love men, even though they're lying, cheating scumbags
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If you're against logging, try wiping your ass with plastic.
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Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never triedvMae West
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Any married man should forget his

2006-10-15T22:26:00.000-07:00

Any married man should forget his
mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
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Thanks for being a contestant.
sweet quote by Cool Pickup

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can. All of them make me laugh.~W.H. Auden
cute saying about teenage love

When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom
will
each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them
will
have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change
back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

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You can pick your nose and pick your friends, but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.
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I swerve for cats.
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EXIT
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Winston, you are drunk.~Lady Astor

2006-10-06T03:54:00.000-07:00

Winston, you are drunk.~Lady Astor
cute saying about teenagers

Hope dies last!
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FOLLOW THAT CAR, GODZILLIA -- AND STEP ON IT !!
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There ought to be a better way to start the day than by getting up in the morning.
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Courage is your greatest present need
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Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl/guy with the beautiful smile.
sweet quote by Cool Pickup

I don't suffer from insanity
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I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started
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Honesty is the best policy.
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Help Stamp Out And Eradicate Superfluous Redundancy
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WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
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Spotted on the back of a T-shirt worn by LAPD Bomb Squad: If you see me running, try to keep up.
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Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!
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Woman, I hate to see you go, but I LOVE watching you leave....
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2006-10-01T09:55:00.000-07:00

My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil
~humorous quotes about Success Jokes by Paul Getty

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.
~funny sayings about love by me

Could you do me a favor and tell your boyfriend he's a lucky man?
~humorous sayings about love by

Take me drunk I' m home.
~funny quotes about Cool Sayings by

Boys Lie!
~humorous sayings about love by

Dewey,Skrewem, & Howe (attorneys at law)
~funny quotes about Cool Quotes by

Don t count your chickens before they are hatched.
~humorous sayings about love by me

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
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Excuse me miss, I don't mean to stare, but um I think you're really Beautiful
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My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
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I'm actually quite pleasant until I'm awake.

2006-09-27T10:42:00.000-07:00

I'm actually quite pleasant until I'm awake.
~Hilarious funny teen sayings

The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny
~humorous quotes about Work quotes by Robert Paul

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
~funny sayings about teen by Ken Dodd

Anything that is designed to do more than one thing can't do any of them well.
~Hilarious funny teen sayings

A classic is a book that is much praised yet rarely read.
~humorous quotes about Funny Wisdom by Funny Guy

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
~funny sayings about teen by Funny Guy

Jerry's dead, Phish sucks, get a job.
~humorous sayings about teen by

If my car were a horse, I'd have to shoot it.
~funny quotes about Cute Quotes by

Save on gas, go fart in a jar.
~humorous sayings about teen by

Give them an inch and they ll take a mile.
~funny quotes about Cool Cute Quotes by me

You can't be late until you show up.
~humorous sayings about teen by

She’s Always Late. Her Ancestors Arrived On The June Flower
~funny quotes about Cool Sayings by

Don't Be Sexist - Bitches Hate That
~humorous sayings about teen by

If at first you don t succeed try harder.
~funny quotes about Cool Cute Quotes by me

Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
~humorous sayings about teen by

I talk to strangers
~funny quotes about Cute Quotes by

All generalisations are dangerous, even this one.

2006-09-27T10:02:00.000-07:00

All generalisations are dangerous, even this one.
~sweet quote on 50th birthday

As you read the scroll, it vanishes
~hilarious 50th birthday quote by Cute Girl

A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defence.
~cool quote about Thinking

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
~funny saying on 50th birthday

Because of the California Power Crisis, the light at the end of the tunnel has been extinguished.
~cute 50th birthday sayings about One liner

DEATH to all fanatics.
~funny quote about Thinking

(insert student's name) chewing gum and a cow chewing cud, the only difference is the intelligent expression on the cow's face.~Mrs. Reed, my high school English teacher
~sweet quote on 50th birthday

Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
~hilarious 50th birthday quote by Cool Pickup

If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut
~cool quote about Success quotes

Knowing without doing is like plowing without sowing.
~funny saying on 50th birthday

Some people have a way with words, while others... erm... thingy.
~cute 50th birthday sayings about One liner

First you consume chocolate, then chocolate consumes you.
~funny quote about Funny Dieting Quotes

They pretend to tell us the truth, and we pretend to believe them.~Duncan Long, about the mainstream press.
~sweet quote on 50th birthday

Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew
~hilarious 50th birthday quote by Harry Carpenter

funny cute quotes and sayings

2006-09-22T00:13:00.000-07:00

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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy
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Outside of the killings, [Washington] has one of the lowest crime rates in the country~Mayer Marion Barry, Washington DC
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It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up
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Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
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This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
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If all else fails read the manual.
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. A second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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Sure, when...~OINK FLAP OINK FLAP~Well I'll be darned!
sweet quote by Wonderman

I'm your huckleberry.~Val Kilmer, Tombstone
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A comfortable falsehood will always win out over an uncomfortable truth.
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[M]ovie-making is the process of turning money into light. All they have at the end of the day is images flickering on a wall.
**inspirational quote on Cinema by John Boorman, Money into Light, 1985

Nobody can do everything, but everyone can do something.
**good quotes about Helping by Author Unknown

If you hate your lot but wouldn't trade it, it's not your lot you hate.
**wise sayings on Wise Words by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

Winners never quit and quitters never win
**motivational quotations on Sports by Unkown

In spite of his practical ability, some of his experience had petrified into maxims and quotations.
**funny cute quotes by George Eliot

One of the things we know is, It's not how stand by your car, its how you race your car
**famous saying about funny by Jarule

To find and fill his right place is success for everyone.
**inspirational quote on Success by

Calamity, nA more than commonly plain and unmistakable reminder that the affairs of this life are not of our own ordering
**good quotes about Adversity by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

If a composer could say what he had to say in words he would not bother trying to say it in music.
**wise sayings on Music by Gustav Mahler

It's a lot like nuts and bolts - if the rider's nuts, the horse bolts!
**motivational quotations on Horses by Nicholas Evans

Be enthusiastic. Remember the placebo effect - 30% of medicine is showbiz.
**funny cute quotes by Ronald Spark

I know every book of mine by its smell, and I have but to put my nose between the pages to be reminded of all sorts of things.
**famous saying about funny by George Robert Gissing

If you don't start out the day with a smile, it's not too late to start practicing for tomorrow.
**inspirational quote on Smiles by Author Unknown

Faith is reason grown courageous.
**good quotes about Faith by Sherwood Eddy

Did you know America ranks the lowest in education but the highest in drug use? It's nice to be number one, but we can fix that. All we need to do is start the war on education. If it's anywhere near as successful as our war on drugs, in no time we'll all be hooked on phonics.
**wise sayings on Education by Leighann Lord

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funny friendship quotes

2006-09-13T03:15:00.000-07:00

I Used To Have A Handle On Life, But It Broke.
~funny quote about Cute Quotes

Publication is a self-invasion of privacy
~sweet quote on sex

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
~hilarious sex quote by Wiseman

I'm very responsible, when ever something goes wrong they always say i'm responsible.
~cool quote about Thinking

It's a scientific fact. For every year a person lives in Hollywood, they lose two points of their IQ
~funny saying on sex

Aren't you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Cuz you look Grrrreat!
~cute sex sayings about Pickup Lines

A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.~Robert Frost
~funny quote about Funny

funny friendship quotes

2006-09-05T12:11:00.000-07:00

Everytime I think I've hit the bottom, someone lends me a shovel.
~cute quote on clean

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
~sweet funny clean quotes by Robin Williams

Time is money, money is the root of all evil, and knowledge is power. Therefore, procrastination is the key to world peace.
~hilarious quote about Funny Laziness

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
~funny saying about clean

Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone
~cool funny clean quotes about Sex quotes

When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one
~humor quote about Marriage Jokes

funny friendship quotes

2006-09-01T00:55:00.000-07:00

Life is just one damned thing after another
~funny sayings about marriage by Elbert Hubbard

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action
~Hilarious funny marriage sayings

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one
~humorous quotes about Women quotes by W.C. Fields

All that glitters has a high refractive index
~funny sayings about marriage by Cute Girl

we had gay burgelars last night. They came into our house and re-aranged the furniture
~Hilarious funny marriage sayings

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never triedvMae West
~humorous quotes about Wisdom quotes by

It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week
~funny sayings about marriage by Laurence J Peter

Once a month the sky falls on my head, I come to, and I see another movie I want to make
~Hilarious funny marriage sayings

Some refer to it as a cultural Chernobyl. I think of it as a cultural Stalingrad
~humorous quotes about Put Downs quotes by J. G. Ballard

The Americans sowed the seed, and now they have reaped the whirlwind
~funny sayings about marriage by Sebastian Coe

I've upped my standards, now up yours!
~humorous sayings about marriage by

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
~funny quotes about Pickup Lines by

If you write "WASH ME" on my truck, I'll carve "RECESSITATE ME" on your chest!!!
~humorous sayings about marriage by

who needs this crap.
~funny quotes about Cool Sayings by

Just say no to sex with pro-lifers.
~humorous sayings about marriage by

I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
~funny quotes about Pickup Lines by

Do they ever shut up on your planet.
~humorous sayings about marriage by
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You are driving to close I can see your bald spot.
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2006-08-27T23:16:00.000-07:00

Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.~Brian Aldiss
~cool quote about Social Commentary

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles
~funny saying on goodbye

Love is a fire. Whether it will warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
~cute goodbye sayings about Love

Don't come knocking if the car is rocking.
~funny quote about Cool Quotes

Once a month the sky falls on my head, I come to, and I see another movie I want to make
~sweet quote on goodbye

Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and recorded every day like those of a baseball player.
~hilarious goodbye quote by Worker

If we outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns.
~cool quote about Cute Quotes

I love to give homemade gifts... which one of my kids do you want?
~funny saying on goodbye

May you live as long as you want~and never want as long as you live.
~cute goodbye sayings about Feel Good

Front bumper -Run, Hilary, Run!
~funny quote about Cute Quotes

Happiness isn't getting what you want, it's wanting what you got.~Garth Brooks
~sweet quote on goodbye

Live life to the fullest... think of all the people on the Titanic who passed up chocolate dessert.
~hilarious goodbye quote by Cool Girl

What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
~cool quote about Question

Sometimes we turn to God when our foundations are shaking, only to find out it is God who is shaking them.
~funny saying on goodbye

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2006-08-25T23:37:00.000-07:00

Julian Dicks has been everywhere ... it's like West Ham have got eleven Dicks out there
~humorous quotes about Football quotes by Anonymous

My understanding of women goes only as far as the pleasures
~funny sayings about anchorman by Michael Caine

Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired
~Hilarious funny anchorman quotes

As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it
~humorous quotes about Money quotes by Sam Ewing

Live in danger. Build your cities on the slopes of Vesuvius
~funny sayings about anchorman by Friedrich Nietzsche

Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed. And how he told someone was intellectual or not was whether they wore glasses. If they're that clever, take them off when they see him coming
~Hilarious funny anchorman quotes

Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it
~humorous quotes about Love quotes by Les Dawson

It's a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can't eat for eight hours; he can't drink for eight hours; he can't make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work
~funny sayings about anchorman by William Faulkner

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself
~Hilarious funny anchorman quotes

Wasn't it good to see Eric Cantona back in action? Let's hope that this time he remembers that kicking people in the teeth is the Tory government's job
~humorous quotes about Football quotes by Tony Blair

Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his
~funny sayings about anchorman by Ronald Reagan

The princess is in.
~humorous sayings about anchorman by

Be the kind of person you always wanted your parents to be.
~funny quotes about Cool Quotes by

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
~humorous sayings about anchorman by

funny ignorance sayings and quotations

2006-08-18T11:01:00.000-07:00

funny ignorance sayings and quotations

Le sens commun n'est pas si commun (Common sense is not so common)--Voltaire [Francois-Marie Arouet
~funny Ignorance sayings about Funny Ignorance

Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls.
~cute quote about Funny Ignorance

I am not stupid. Everyone else is just smarter than me.
~sweet quote on Ignorance

Make it idiot-proof, and someone will make a better idiot.
~hilarious Ignorance quote by Funny Guy

Not only do I not know what's going on, but I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
~cool quote about Funny Ignorance

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
~funny saying on Ignorance

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
~funny Ignorance sayings about Funny Ignorance

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
~cute quote about Funny Ignorance

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
~sweet quote on Ignorance

I may look busy, but I'm just confused.
~hilarious Ignorance quote by Funny Guy

Being good at stupid doesnt count.
~cool quote about Funny Ignorance

I smile because i have no idea what's going on.
~funny saying on Ignorance

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
~funny Ignorance sayings about Funny Ignorance

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
~cute quote about Funny Ignorance

When in doubt, mumble.
~sweet quote on Ignorance

If ignorance is bliss, I'm the happiest person you'll ever meet.
~hilarious Ignorance quote by Funny Guy

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.--Albert Einstein
~cool quote about Funny Ignorance

I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are missing.
~funny saying on Ignorance

The difference between genius and stupidity is genius has its limits.-Albert Einstein
~funny Ignorance sayings about Funny Ignorance

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funny life quotes, sayings and quotations

2006-08-14T09:31:00.000-07:00

funny life quotes, sayings and quotations

Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.
~cute life sayings about Cool Quotes

I'm gonna survive or die trying.
~funny quote about One liner

I've lost my phone number - can I have yours?
~sweet quote on life

Buy one for the price of two and get the second one free!
~hilarious life quote by Pretty Cool

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book
~cool quote about Television quotes

Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.~Benny Hill (As far as I know)
~funny saying on life

You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead
~cute life sayings about Age quotes

Life may suck, but it beats the alternative.
~funny quote about Cute Sayings

It's too bad that ignorance isn't painful.
~sweet quote on life

Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
~hilarious life quote by Mr Q

Sheep don't fly so much as plummet.
~cool quote about One liner

'Riddle me this,Riddle me that, Who's afraid of the big black bat?' Jim Carrey/Riddler in Batman Forever
~funny saying on life

An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex
~cute life sayings about Intelligence quotes

remember my name you'll be screaming it later!!
~funny quote about One liner

Cogito ergo sumo: I think therefore I am a huge fat wrestler.
~sweet quote on life

My boss treats me like a mushroom; He feeds me shit, and keeps me in the dark.
~hilarious life quote by Cool Pickup

My breasts are heavy, will you hold them for a while?
~cool quote about Pick-Up Line

Did you just fart, cause you blew me away
~funny saying on life

Going the speed of light is bad for your age
~cute life sayings about Cute sayings

Live life to the fullest... think of all the people on the Titanic who passed up chocolate dessert.
~funny quote about Advice

Ever notice that a human baby doesn't walk until it's tall enough to reach a parent's hand?
~sweet quote on life

Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it
~hilarious life quote by Benjamin Franklin

A man commented to his lunch companion: "My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire." "You're lucky," sighed the companion. "My wife dreams that in the daytime
~cool quote about Joke quotes

Life is a glitch in the universal program
~funny saying on life

Here's to the sun God, He sure is a fun God, Ra, Ra, Ra
~cute life sayings about Religion
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funny nonsense sayings and quotations

2006-08-12T23:44:00.000-07:00

funny nonsense sayings and quotations

All generalizations are false, even this one.
~funny Nonsense sayings about Nonsense Sayings

As long as I can remember, I've had amnesia.
~cute quote about Nonsense Sayings

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.
~sweet quote on Nonsense

That place is so crowded, nobody goes there anymore.--Yogi Bera
~hilarious Nonsense quote by Funny Guy

As I said before, I never repeat myself.
~cool quote about Nonsense Sayings

Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
~funny saying on Nonsense

I can resist everything except temptation.
~funny Nonsense sayings about Nonsense Sayings

Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
~cute quote about Nonsense Sayings

Constant change is here to stay.
~sweet quote on Nonsense

I have decided to be indecisive.
~hilarious Nonsense quote by Funny Guy

You non conformists are all the same.
~cool quote about Nonsense Sayings

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
~funny saying on Nonsense

I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure...
~funny Nonsense sayings about Nonsense Sayings

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
~cute quote about Nonsense Sayings

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.--Albert Einstein
~sweet quote on Nonsense

I know it sounds like I'm in denial, but I'm not.
~hilarious Nonsense quote by Funny Guy

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
~cool quote about Nonsense Jokes

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funny friendship quotes

2006-08-09T10:10:00.000-07:00

Never forget a friend, especially those that owe you--Chinese Proverb
~humorous quotes about Humorous Sayings by Funny Guy

I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ...I'd have nothing to play with.
~funny sayings about work by Rodney Dangerfield

A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it first
~Hilarious funny work sayings

As I said before, I never repeat myself.
~humorous quotes about Nonsense Sayings by Funny Guy

No matter how hard you work, the boss will only appear when you access the internet
~funny sayings about work by Hahaha

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
~Hilarious funny work sayings

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
~humorous quotes about Unknown by Unknown

I don't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs.
~funny sayings about work by Nancy Reagan

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met
~Hilarious funny work sayings

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens
~humorous quotes about Death quotes by Woody Allen

Computer programmers don't byte, they nybble a bit
~funny sayings about work by Cute Girl

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go
~Hilarious funny work sayings

Some people are afraid of heights.I'm afraid of widths.
~humorous quotes about Funny Dieting Quotes by Funny Guy

why do they call it common sense when it aint very common?
~funny sayings about work by moi

Honk If Anything Falls Off
~humorous sayings about work by

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth!
~funny quotes about Cool Quotes by

Police line. DO NOT CROSS.
~humorous sayings about work by

They told me I was gullible... and I believed them.
~funny quotes about Cool Sayings by

Nobody's perfect. I'm a Nobody.
~humorous sayings about work by

Funny looking quotations, quotes and sayings for your sense of humor

2006-08-02T03:29:00.000-07:00

Funny looking quotations, quotes and sayings for your sense of humor

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
~cool cool looking phrases about Proverbs

The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
~funny quote about Truth

If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach...your aiming too high.
~cute quote on looking

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.~Gloria Steinem
~sweet cool looking phrases by Funny Girl

Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!
~cool quote about Cute Sayings

I envy your lipstick.
~cute saying about looking

T.V.~Why do you think they call it programming?
~cool cool looking phrases about Social Commentary

It is better to give than to receive
~funny quote about Cool Cute Quotes

Everytime you speak you make someone dumber for listening to you.
~cute quote on looking

The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it's true.
~sweet cool looking phrases by Hitter

The Earth Is Full - Go Home
~cool quote about Cool Sayings

Reality is a figment of your imagination.
~cute saying about looking

One of the few things that rivals a sore loser is an arrogant winner.
~cool cool looking phrases about Proverbs

Ask no questions and hear no lies.
~funny quote about Cool Cute Quotes

God: I think I'll call it a day.
~cute quote on looking

Publication is a self-invasion of privacy
~cool cool looking phrases about Writers quotes

Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.
~humor quote about Rich Jokes

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
~cute quote on looking

There's no place like http://www.home.com
~sweet cool looking phrases by Funny Guy

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile--hoping it will eat him last
~hilarious quote about Wisdom quotes

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something
~funny saying about looking

'Stressed' is 'Desserts' spelled backwards
~cool cool looking phrases about Funny Dieting Quotes

The rain forest has Sting. Now Siberia has Jack Dee. Someone had to draw the short straw. In this case it was the rain forest
~humor quote about Television quotes

Computer hackers do it all night long
~cute quote on looking

The right honourable gentleman is reminiscent of a poker. The only difference is that a poker gives off the occasional signs of warmth
~sweet cool looking phrases by Benjamin Disraeli

A man has five items in his bathroom: a
toothbrush,
shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.
The
average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A
man
would not be able to identify most of these items.
~hilarious quote about BATHROOMS Jokes

The fact that no one understands you doesn't make you an artist.
~funny saying about looking

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend
~cool cool looking phrases about Wisdom quotes

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father
~humor quote about Joke quotes

Man is a peculiar creature. He spends a fortune making his home insect-proof and air-conditioned, and then eats in the yard.
~cute quote on looking

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funny friendship quotes

2006-07-31T07:54:00.000-07:00

To be clever enough to get all the money, one must be stupid enough to want it
~humorous quotes about Money quotes by G. K. Chesterton

And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class
~funny sayings about kid by David Coleman

If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
~Hilarious funny kid quotes

if i were 2 ask u 2 have sex with me would your answer be the same as the answer 2 this question....................?
~humorous quotes about sex by player 5000

what is sticky and browny.....? a stick....

~funny sayings about kid by anniyan

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?
~Hilarious funny kid quotes

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.
~humorous quotes about Relative Jokes by Jeff Marder

There are only a few pretty children in the world and every mother has them.--AML
~funny sayings about kid by Funny Guy

ALL WHITE MEN ARE GAY!!!
~Hilarious funny kid quotes

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
~humorous quotes about Funny Questions by Funny Guy

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap ... but by the seeds you plant
~funny sayings about kid by Robert Louis Stevenson

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish
~Hilarious funny kid quotes

what can a large pizza do that a black man can't?

feed a family of four.
~humorous quotes about by

A word to the wise is unnecessary. - La Rouchefoucauld
~funny sayings about kid by Funny Guy

For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
~humorous sayings about kid by

Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
~funny quotes about Cool Sayings by

Rehab is for quitters.
~humorous sayings about kid by

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print
~funny quotes about Pickup Lines by

Only in America can a Vietnam Vet live in a cardboard box on the street and a draft dodger live in the White House.
~humorous sayings about kid by

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
~funny quotes about Cool Cute Quotes by me

frienship sayings, quotes and quotations

2006-07-27T01:02:00.000-07:00

frienship sayings, quotes and quotations

Our political institutions work remarkably wellThey are designed to clang against each otherThe noise is democracy at work
~Michael Novak's ~frienship saying

I have a degree in liberal arts. Do you want fries with that?
~good sayings about College by Author unknown, as seen on a T-shirt

You don't have to hold a position in order to be a leader.
~frienship quotes by Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book

In baseball you hit your home run over the right-field fence, the left-field fence, the center-field fence. Nobody cares. In golf everything has got to be right over second base.
~motivation quotes about Golf sayings by Ken Harrelson

If we could all hear one another's prayers, God might be relieved of some of his burdens.
~frienship sayings by Ashleigh Brilliant

In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn't danced on TV.
~Erma Bombeck's ~frienship saying

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
~good sayings about Housework by Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints, 1966

No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
~frienship quotes by George Bernard Shaw

We are never prepared for what we expect.
~motivation quotes about Hawww sayings by James A. Michener, Caravans

[Christ] does not give [men] light but from moment to moment; the instant He withdraws, all is darkness.... God does not give them a stock of holiness.
~frienship sayings by Johnn Wesley

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see
~Mark Twain's ~frienship saying

What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one dietsI mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?
~good sayings about Thanksgiving Day by Erma Bombeck, "No One Diets on Thanksgiving," 26 November 1981

Keep your words soft and tender because tomorrow you may have to eat them
~frienship quotes by Author Unknown

When we cannot bear to be alone, it means we do not properly value the only companion we will have from birth to death - ourselves.
~motivation quotes about Solitude sayings by Eda LeShan

Why don't you slip out of those wet clothes and into a dry Martini?
~frienship sayings by Robert Benchley

Night's black Mantle covers all alike.
~Guillaume de Salluste Du Bartas's ~frienship saying

If there is anything that we wish to change in the child, we should first examine it and see whether it is not something that could better be changed in ourselves.
~good sayings about Parenting by C.G. Jung, Integration of the Personality, 1939

Adolescence: A stage between infancy and adultery.
~frienship quotes by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911

The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the next six thousand years, to even things up. The trouble is that men, over the years, have developed an inflated notion of the importance of everything they do, so that before long they would turn housework into just as much of a charade as business is now. They would hire secretaries and buy computers and fly off to housework conferences in Bermuda, but they'd never clean anything.
~motivation quotes about Housework sayings by Dave Barry

Creativity represents a miraculous coming together of the uninhibited energy of the child with its apparent opposite and enemy, the sense of order imposed on the disciplined adult intelligence.
~frienship sayings by Norman Podhoretz

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short cute quote and cute sayings

2006-07-24T22:19:00.000-07:00

short cute quote and cute sayings

Be consistent (but not all the time)
cool short cute quote about Advice

The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused.
sweet quote by Socio

Why is it you must wait until night to call it a day?
cute saying about short

In theory, everything works.
sweet short cute quote about Cute Sayings

Why does bottled water have an expiration date?
cool quote about Question

Looking for enlightenment is like looking for a flashlight, when all you need the flashlight for is to find the flashlight.
cute quote on short

Girls are called birds because of the worms they pick up!
cool short cute quote about Battle of the sexes

Should I break it to your friend that she's going home alone?
sweet quote by Hitter

Everytime I think I've hit the bottom, someone lends me a shovel.
cute saying about short

He who buys what he does not need steals from himself.
sweet short cute quote about Cool Cute Quotes

I’m Just Driving This Way To Piss You Off.
cool quote about Cute Quotes

I Brake For No Apparent Reason.
cute quote on short

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
cool short cute quote about Cute Quotes

New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.~David Letterman
sweet quote by Funny Man

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly realized that I was talking to myself.
cute saying about short

relationship sayings and relationship quotes

2006-07-20T03:57:00.000-07:00

relationship sayings and relationship quotes

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
funny relationship quotes by Buddha

Whatever words we utter should be chosen with care for people will hear them and be influenced by them for good or ill.
Relationship sayings by Buddha

Modesty is the surest bait when fishing for praise.
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Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.
Relationships quotations by Mary Tyler Moore

Trouble is part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person who loves you enough chance to love you enough.
relationship sayings by Dinah Shore

Remember, we all stumble, every one of us. That's why it's a comfort to go hand in hand.
funny relationship quotes by Emily Kimbrough

When the body sinks into death, the essence of man is revealed. Man is a knot, a web, a mesh into which relationships are tied. Only those relationships matter. The body is an old crock that nobody will miss. I have never known a man to think of himself when dying. Never
Death sayings by Antoine de Saint

How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.
relationship quotes by From the movie Annie

When you row another person across the river, you get there yourself.
Relationship quotations by Fortune Cookie

Men are just as sensitive, and in some ways more sensitive, than women are.
relationship sayings by Barbara De Angelis

For me there is no greater subject than history. How a man can study it and not be forced to become a philosopher, I cannot tell.
funny relationship quotes by George E. Wilson

What humbugs we are, who pretend to live for Beauty, and never see the Dawn!
wise sayings about Nature by Logan Pearsall Smith

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny
relationship quotes by Jack Handey

While I recognize the necessity for a basis of observed reality... true art lies in a reality that is felt.
motivation quotes about Art sayings by Odilon Redon

Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
relationship sayings by Martin Luther King, Jr.

Music is what feelings sound like.
funny relationship quotes by Author Unknown

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace.
wise sayings about Compassion by Albert Schweitzer

If by any possibility the existence of a power superior to, and independent of, nature shall be demonstrated, there will then be time enough to kneel. Until then, let us stand erect.
relationship quotes by Robert G. Ingersoll, The Gods, 1872

If you didn’t learn to save money before you finished high school, a vital part of your education was wasted.
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If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me.
relationship sayings by Song title by Jimmy Buffet

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funny friendship quotes

2006-07-17T09:24:00.000-07:00

Experience is a dear teacher, and only fools will learn from no other
~funny sayings about corny by Benjamin Franklin

My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too
~Hilarious funny corny jokes

Remember there is no I in team... (But there is an M and an E)
~humorous quotes about Egoists by Funny Guy

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one...
~funny sayings about corny by

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them
~Hilarious funny corny jokes

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two
~humorous quotes about Age quotes by Sir Norman Wisdom

I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark
~funny sayings about corny by Steven Wright

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it
~Hilarious funny corny jokes

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book
~humorous quotes about Books quotes by Ernest Hemingway

When humor goes, there goes civilization
~funny sayings about corny by Erma Bombeck

I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away
~Hilarious funny corny jokes

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer
~humorous quotes about Computer quotes by Milton Berle

Le sens commun n'est pas si commun (Common sense is not so common)--Voltaire [Francois-Marie Arouet
~funny sayings about corny by Funny Guy

Humpty-Dumpty was pushed!
~humorous sayings about corny by

Dyslexics of the world, untie!
~funny quotes about Cool Quotes by

Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we may diet.
~humorous sayings about corny by me

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
~funny quotes about Pickup Lines by

Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge others only gargle.
~humorous sayings about corny by me

What part of http://www.getalife.com do you not understand?
~funny quotes about Cool Sayings by

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!!! ??
~humorous sayings about corny by

It is not the difference between people that is the problem it is the indifference.
~funny quotes about Cool Cute Quotes by me

He who buys what he does not need steals from himself.
~humorous sayings about corny by me

funny friendship quotes

2006-07-11T07:59:00.000-07:00

If you're not part of the solution, be part of the problem!
~humorous quotes about Cute sayings by Cute Girl

In the end, everything is a gag
~funny sayings about cute birthday by Charlie Chaplin

My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil
~Hilarious cute birthday sayings

If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
~humorous quotes about Funny Questions by Funny Guy

A woman worries about the future until she gets a
husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a
wife.
~funny sayings about cute birthday by FUTURE

The children of Israel wanted bread, And the Lord sent them manna, Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife, And the Devil sent him Anna
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Long periods of drought are always followed by rain.
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ahahahah six bats i hate you!
~funny sayings about cute birthday by the count

WHY DO WEMEN LOVE BLACK MEN?
BECAUSE WHITE MEN HAVE LIL COCKS!!!!
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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.--Charlie McCarthy
~humorous quotes about Funny Laziness by Funny Guy

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
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Be KePt In ZoO.DoN't Be AnGrY YoU'lL FiNd Me ThErE ToO.
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I can't be fired for my lack of wanting to work, slaves are sold.
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else
~funny sayings about cute birthday by Will Rogers

I'm not as dumb as you look.
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I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend On Me
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It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
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Conserve water - Shower with a friend
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funny friendship quotes

2006-07-08T07:35:00.000-07:00

funny friendship quotes I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'
~humorous quotes about Women quotes by Emo Philips

Hollywood's a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss, and fifty cents for your soul. I know, because I turned down the first offer often enough and held out for the fifty cents
~funny sayings about love by Marilyn Monroe

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
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The Romans didn't find algebra very challenging, because X was always 10.
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If nobodys perfect I must be nobody.
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If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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Once you've put one of his books down, you simply can't pick it up again
~humorous quotes about Books quotes by Mark Twain

Women supposedly study more than men. That means if knowledge is power, and power corrupts then no wonder men are
~funny sayings about love by Eli

HOUSTON...WE DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM!!!
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Whoever said money can´t buy happiness doesn´t know where to shop.
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God must love stupid people; He made so many.
~funny sayings about love by Ken Dodd

For the female of the species is more deadly than the male
~Hilarious funny love sayings

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work
~humorous quotes about Love quotes by Pearl Bailey

Relish today. Catchup tomorrow.
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Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
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The squeaky wheel gets the grease.
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Too many cooks spoil the broth.
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This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
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My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.
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Hey, somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
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The Second Place Is The First Loser
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aim profile ideas

2006-07-03T10:21:00.000-07:00

'You can't just walk out of a drive-in.'~Danny in Grease.
~cute saying about aim profile ideas

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those that got there first.
~sweet quote about Proverbs

Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.
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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
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Your Child May Be An Honor Student, But You�re Still An Asshole
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In the beginning, there was nothing. And God said, 'Let there be Light.' And there was still nothing, but you could see a bit better.
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Time flies... after you hit the snooze button.
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Sisters inspirational sayings

2006-06-29T11:23:00.000-07:00

Having a sister is like having a best friend you can't get rid of. You know whatever you do, they'll still be there.
Inspirational sayings by Amy Li

Sisters function as safety nets in a chaotic world simply by being there for each other.
Good Saying by Carol Saline

I, who have no sisters or brothers, look with some degree of innocent envy on those who may be said to be born to friends.
Source : James Boswell~Great Sisters Quotes

Sisters don't need words. They have perfected a language of snarls and smiles and frowns and winks - expressions of shocked surprise and incredulity and disbelief. Sniffs and snorts and gasps and sighs - that can undermine any tale you're telling.
Source : Pam Brown~Great Sisters Quotes

Between sisters, often, the child's cry never dies down. Never leave me, it says; do not abandon me.
Source : Louise Bernikow~Inspirational Sisters Sayings

If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child.
Motivational quotes by Linda Sunshine

How do people make it through life without a sister?
Inspirational sayings by Sara Corpening

Help one another, is part of the religion of sisterhood.
Good Saying by Louisa May Alcott

Sisterly love is, of all sentiments, the most abstract. Nature does not grant it any functions.
Source : Ugo Betti~Great Sisters Quotes

Sisters may share the same mother and father but appear to come from different families.
Source : Author Unknown~Great Sisters Quotes

The best thing about having a sister was that I always had a friend.
Source : Cali Rae Turner~Inspirational Sisters Sayings

More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.
Motivational quotes by Linda Sunshine

Our siblings. They resemble us just enough to make all their differences confusing, and no matter what we choose to make of this, we are cast in relation to them our whole lives long.
Inspirational sayings by Susan Scarf Merrell

Our siblings push buttons that cast us in roles we felt sure we had let go of long ago - the baby, the peacekeeper, the caretaker, the avoider.... It doesn't seem to matter how much time has elapsed or how far we've traveled.
Good Saying by Jane Mersky Leder

It's hard to be responsible, adult and sensible all the time. How good it is to have a sister whose heart is as young as your own.
Source : Pam Brown~Great Sisters Quotes

Free college sayings, quotes and quotations

2006-06-28T09:24:00.000-07:00

Free college sayings, quotes and quotations

That home made degree D.I.N (do it now) has turn more little shots into big shots - that any college degree.
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy.
~inspirational sayings about Soul quotes by Woody Allen

I never graduated from Iowa, but I was only there for two terms - Truman's and Eisenhower's.
~college quotes by Alex Karras

The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never make much money.
~famous quotes about College by Author Unknown

I learned more about economics from one South Dakota dust storm than I did in all my years in college.
~college sayings by Hubert Humphrey, speech, 1960

Everybody can be greatBecause anybody can serveYou don't have to have a college degree to serveYou don't have to make your subject and your verb agree to serve.... You don't have to know the second theory of thermodynamics in physics to serveYou only need
~college sayings by Martin Luther King, Jr.

I have a degree in liberal arts. Do you want fries with that?
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College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.
~college quotes by Elbert Hubbard

We are students of words: we are shut up in schools, and colleges, and recitation-rooms, for ten or fifteen years, and come out at last with a bag of wind, a memory of words, and do not know a thing.
~famous quotes about Education by Ralph Waldo Emerson

Everybody can be great...because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. You only need a heart full of grace. A soul generated by love.
~college sayings by Martin Luther King, Jr.

It's so exciting to visit my son's cubicle! I worked hard to put you through college. Now I'll see the results of my investment. Um...You did attend classes, right
~college sayings by Dilbert

Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.
~inspirational sayings about Marriage quotes by Elbert Hubbard

Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.
~college quotes by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

It takes most men five years to recover from a college education, and to learn that poetry is as vital to thinking as knowledge
~famous quotes about Graduation by Brooks Atkinson, Once Around the Sun, 1951

When my daughter was about seven years old, she asked me one day what I did at work. I told her I worked at the college - that my job was to teach people how to draw. She stared at me, incredulous, and said, You mean they forget?
~college sayings by Howard Ikemoto

What this country needs is radicals who will stay that way regardless of the creeping years.
~college sayings by John Fischer

Green fingers are the extension of a verdant heart.
~good sayings about Gardens by Russell Page

Everyone�s responsibility is to make the lost of his best talents.
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You know the definition of the perfectly designed machine.... The perfectly designed machine is one in which all its working parts wear out simultaneously. I am that machine.
~motivational quotes about Body sayings by Frederick Alexander Lindemann

The clock talked loud. I threw it away, it scared me what it talked.
~college sayings by Tillie Olsen, Tell Me a Riddle

I've never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful.
~college sayings by Author Unknown

The sorrow which has no vent in tears may make other organs weep.
~good sayings about Crying by Henry Maudsley

My idea of education is to unsettle the minds of the young and inflame their intellects.
~college quotes by Robert Maynard Hutchins

I have no doubt that we will be successful in harnessing the sun's energy.... If sunbeams were weapons of war, we would have had solar energy centuries ago.
~motivational quotes about Environment sayings by Sir George Porter, quoted in The Observer, 26 August 1973

Just as pieces stitched together in a quilt warm our bodies, scrapbooks bind together memories to warm our hearts.
~college sayings by Author Unknown

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.
~college sayings by Jean Kerr, Please Don't Eat the Daisies, 1957

Liberty and democracy become unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.
~good sayings about War by Gandhi, Non-violence in Peace and War, 1948

We live by the Golden Rule. Those who have the gold make the rules.
~college quotes by Buzzie Bavasi

Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you realize that he's as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway.
~motivational quotes about Love sayings by Judith Viorst, Redbook, 1975

Resolve to be thyself; and know that he who finds himself, loses his misery.
~college sayings by Matthew Arnold, Self-Dependence, Empedocles on Etna, and Other Poems, 1852

I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage, and guarantee he'd be dead within the year.
~college sayings by Bette Davis

Death would be a beautiful place if it looks like Brad Pitt
~good sayings about Celebrity by Carmen Electra

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn.
~college quotes by Alvin Toffler

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity.
~motivational quotes about Age sayings by Mark Twain

May you live all the days of your life.
~college sayings by Jonathan Swift

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funny friendship quotes

2006-03-09T08:34:00.000-08:00

funny friendship quotes Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget. -- G. Randolf

Never explain yourself. Your friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t believe it. -- funny friendship quotes by Belgicia Howell

The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches but to reveal to him his own. -- friendship quotes by Benjamin Disraeli

Friendships begin with liking or gratitude roots that can be pulled up. -- George Eliot

What is a friend? I will tell you it is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. -- funny quotes by Frank Crane

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway. -- funny friendship quotes by Fr. Jerome Cummings

Then come the wild weather, come sleet or come snow, we will stand by each other, however it blow. -- funny quotes by Simon Dach

A man's friendships are one of the best measures of his worth. -- Charles Darwin

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