funny friendship quotes

My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil
~humorous quotes about Success Jokes by Paul Getty

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.
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Could you do me a favor and tell your boyfriend he's a lucky man?
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Take me drunk I' m home.
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Boys Lie!
~humorous sayings about love by

Dewey,Skrewem, & Howe (attorneys at law)
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Don t count your chickens before they are hatched.
~humorous sayings about love by me

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
~funny quotes about Cute Quotes by

Excuse me miss, I don't mean to stare, but um I think you're really Beautiful
~humorous sayings about love by

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
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