Funny looking quotations, quotes and sayings for your sense of humor

Funny looking quotations, quotes and sayings for your sense of humor

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
~cool cool looking phrases about Proverbs

The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
~funny quote about Truth

If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach...your aiming too high.
~cute quote on looking

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.~Gloria Steinem
~sweet cool looking phrases by Funny Girl

Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!
~cool quote about Cute Sayings

I envy your lipstick.
~cute saying about looking

T.V.~Why do you think they call it programming?
~cool cool looking phrases about Social Commentary

It is better to give than to receive
~funny quote about Cool Cute Quotes

Everytime you speak you make someone dumber for listening to you.
~cute quote on looking

The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it's true.
~sweet cool looking phrases by Hitter

The Earth Is Full - Go Home
~cool quote about Cool Sayings

Reality is a figment of your imagination.
~cute saying about looking

One of the few things that rivals a sore loser is an arrogant winner.
~cool cool looking phrases about Proverbs

Ask no questions and hear no lies.
~funny quote about Cool Cute Quotes

God: I think I'll call it a day.
~cute quote on looking

Publication is a self-invasion of privacy
~cool cool looking phrases about Writers quotes

Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.
~humor quote about Rich Jokes

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
~cute quote on looking

There's no place like http://www.home.com
~sweet cool looking phrases by Funny Guy

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile--hoping it will eat him last
~hilarious quote about Wisdom quotes

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something
~funny saying about looking

'Stressed' is 'Desserts' spelled backwards
~cool cool looking phrases about Funny Dieting Quotes

The rain forest has Sting. Now Siberia has Jack Dee. Someone had to draw the short straw. In this case it was the rain forest
~humor quote about Television quotes

Computer hackers do it all night long
~cute quote on looking

The right honourable gentleman is reminiscent of a poker. The only difference is that a poker gives off the occasional signs of warmth
~sweet cool looking phrases by Benjamin Disraeli

A man has five items in his bathroom: a
toothbrush,
shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.
The
average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A
man
would not be able to identify most of these items.
~hilarious quote about BATHROOMS Jokes

The fact that no one understands you doesn't make you an artist.
~funny saying about looking

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend
~cool cool looking phrases about Wisdom quotes

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father
~humor quote about Joke quotes

Man is a peculiar creature. He spends a fortune making his home insect-proof and air-conditioned, and then eats in the yard.
~cute quote on looking

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