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Never forget a friend, especially those that owe you--Chinese Proverb
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I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ...I'd have nothing to play with.
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A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it first
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As I said before, I never repeat myself.
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No matter how hard you work, the boss will only appear when you access the internet
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Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
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I don't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met
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I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens
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Computer programmers don't byte, they nybble a bit
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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go
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Some people are afraid of heights.I'm afraid of widths.
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why do they call it common sense when it aint very common?
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Honk If Anything Falls Off
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I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth!
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Police line. DO NOT CROSS.
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They told me I was gullible... and I believed them.
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Nobody's perfect. I'm a Nobody.
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