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To be clever enough to get all the money, one must be stupid enough to want it
~humorous quotes about Money quotes by G. K. Chesterton

And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class
~funny sayings about kid by David Coleman

If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
~Hilarious funny kid quotes

if i were 2 ask u 2 have sex with me would your answer be the same as the answer 2 this question....................?
~humorous quotes about sex by player 5000

what is sticky and browny.....? a stick....

~funny sayings about kid by anniyan

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?
~Hilarious funny kid quotes

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.
~humorous quotes about Relative Jokes by Jeff Marder

There are only a few pretty children in the world and every mother has them.--AML
~funny sayings about kid by Funny Guy

ALL WHITE MEN ARE GAY!!!
~Hilarious funny kid quotes

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
~humorous quotes about Funny Questions by Funny Guy

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap ... but by the seeds you plant
~funny sayings about kid by Robert Louis Stevenson

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish
~Hilarious funny kid quotes

what can a large pizza do that a black man can't?

feed a family of four.
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A word to the wise is unnecessary. - La Rouchefoucauld
~funny sayings about kid by Funny Guy

For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
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Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
~funny quotes about Cool Sayings by

Rehab is for quitters.
~humorous sayings about kid by

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print
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Only in America can a Vietnam Vet live in a cardboard box on the street and a draft dodger live in the White House.
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Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
~funny quotes about Cool Cute Quotes by me