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Experience is a dear teacher, and only fools will learn from no other
~funny sayings about corny by Benjamin Franklin

My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too
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Remember there is no I in team... (But there is an M and an E)
~humorous quotes about Egoists by Funny Guy

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one...
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The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two
~humorous quotes about Age quotes by Sir Norman Wisdom

I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark
~funny sayings about corny by Steven Wright

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it
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A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book
~humorous quotes about Books quotes by Ernest Hemingway

When humor goes, there goes civilization
~funny sayings about corny by Erma Bombeck

I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away
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They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer
~humorous quotes about Computer quotes by Milton Berle

Le sens commun n'est pas si commun (Common sense is not so common)--Voltaire [Francois-Marie Arouet
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Humpty-Dumpty was pushed!
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Dyslexics of the world, untie!
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Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we may diet.
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I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
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Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge others only gargle.
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What part of http://www.getalife.com do you not understand?
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CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!!! ??
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It is not the difference between people that is the problem it is the indifference.
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He who buys what he does not need steals from himself.
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