funny friendship quotes

If you're not part of the solution, be part of the problem!
~humorous quotes about Cute sayings by Cute Girl

In the end, everything is a gag
~funny sayings about cute birthday by Charlie Chaplin

My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil
~Hilarious cute birthday sayings

If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
~humorous quotes about Funny Questions by Funny Guy

A woman worries about the future until she gets a
husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a
wife.
~funny sayings about cute birthday by FUTURE

The children of Israel wanted bread, And the Lord sent them manna, Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife, And the Devil sent him Anna
~Hilarious cute birthday sayings

Long periods of drought are always followed by rain.
~humorous quotes about Funny Wisdom by Funny Guy

ahahahah six bats i hate you!
~funny sayings about cute birthday by the count

WHY DO WEMEN LOVE BLACK MEN?
BECAUSE WHITE MEN HAVE LIL COCKS!!!!
~Hilarious cute birthday sayings

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.--Charlie McCarthy
~humorous quotes about Funny Laziness by Funny Guy

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
~funny sayings about cute birthday by Funny Guy

RoSeS ArE ReD,ViOlEt'S ArE BlUe,MoNkEyS LiKe YoU,ShOuLd
Be KePt In ZoO.DoN't Be AnGrY YoU'lL FiNd Me ThErE ToO.
NoT In ThE CaGe,BuT LaUgHiNg At YoU!!hehehe....
~Hilarious cute birthday sayings

I can't be fired for my lack of wanting to work, slaves are sold.
~humorous quotes about by Eli

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else
~funny sayings about cute birthday by Will Rogers

I'm not as dumb as you look.
~humorous sayings about cute birthday by

I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend On Me
~funny quotes about Cute Quotes by

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
~humorous sayings about cute birthday by

Conserve water - Shower with a friend
~funny quotes about Cool Quotes by
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I've lost my phone number - can I have yours?
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