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Hollywood's a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss, and fifty cents for your soul. I know, because I turned down the first offer often enough and held out for the fifty cents
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Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
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The Romans didn't find algebra very challenging, because X was always 10.
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If nobodys perfect I must be nobody.
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If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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Once you've put one of his books down, you simply can't pick it up again
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Women supposedly study more than men. That means if knowledge is power, and power corrupts then no wonder men are
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HOUSTON...WE DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM!!!
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Whoever said money can´t buy happiness doesn´t know where to shop.
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God must love stupid people; He made so many.
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For the female of the species is more deadly than the male
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What the world really needs is more love and less paper work
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Relish today. Catchup tomorrow.
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Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
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The squeaky wheel gets the grease.
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Too many cooks spoil the broth.
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This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
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My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.
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Hey, somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
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The Second Place Is The First Loser
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